Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice. Chuck Norris can believe its butter. Little kids wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. You can catch any pokemon with a masterball, but you can't catch Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris had an erection one day down the street, it was heard that there are no survivors.
Chuck Norris has already been to mars that's why there are no signs of life. Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger. Chuck Norris can touch Emcee Hammer. Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
hahaha but the other ones where great guys keep bring the jokes =]
